Should I really be writing this right now? I wont say what time in the morning it is haha. Thank god for spell check! Phewf ok. I know this site was really supposed to be about fashion, which stems from Stacy’s idea one night on dirty sixth. Which, yes I know west sixth is obvi where some one our age is expected to be but I will always stay true to “dirty sixth” (Maggie’s and Shakespeare’s) . Any who tonight’s topic: CARS….a lil manly, but I have an obsession. No not Nascar, which is a big no never. I don’t care if it is the #1 sport in the south. No to knowing a type of engine. And no to motorcycles. Yes to cars, horse power, and body style. Here is my list if I was a billionaire:

1. Bentley Coupe (I would totally be ok buying a used one up to 4 yrs old)
a. http://www.bentleymotors.com/models/continental_supersports_/
2. Jaguar
a. http://www.jaguar.com/us/en/#/xk/
3. LR4 – uppity soccer mom. But I wouldn’t have kids in the back. Just groceries and vodka.
a. http://www.landrover.com/us/en/lr/lr4/Audi coupe A5 sex on a stick
4. BMW coupe convertible hard top
a. http://www.bmwusa.com/standard/content/vehicles/2011/3/328iconvertible/default.aspx

Stickers on luxury cars are a BIG NO NEVER! Unless it’s a silver longhorn. That’s the only exception haha.

I know must of us don’t have kids right now, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not put their name and the sport they play on your car! You can show support by ummm let’s think, showing up to their games!!! Loving them, being a team mom or dad!

Kids names on SUV grossness, barf barf barf, mom that constantly gets fucked over then fucked up.

Stickers that I cant read unless I almost fender bender you…ughhh but sometimes I do like the terribly “confederate” like ones….gun…horn….hate honor student in elementary like are u fucking kidding me your kids brain is only 5-11 yrs of 90 year developed aka 1/9 of their life.…they don’t know shit, and I know that some one my age doesn’t know shit either but the difference is, is that we can fake it til we make it…young kids that do well strive for attention or are pressured at home. At that age yall should be focused on Barbie and starting to like boys. Boys you should be discovering your wiener. My bumper sticker would say, “My dog is more intelligent than your Honor Roll Elementary school kid.”

This was a mumble jumble but next time it’ll be more concise. Comment comment comment!

Bad Mouth Tacos

Please go take a look at my friend Jon's blog. His is kicking my ass with his W.A.S.P. anecdotes and witty racism. My favorite quote of the day which applies to my GTL post is..."Ooooo Ed Hardy, I curse the day you were born, although I'm glad your clothing exists for profiling purposes." Effing genius. GO LOOK AT IT NOW. and then FOLLOW BOTH OF US. bitches.

GTL anyone? YES always!

The anticipated return of your favorite greased up tan guidos and guidettes are back in action! Jersey Shore 2 Premiere is on MTV tonight at 8 pm Texas time. Watching these fist pumping knuckle heads is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine, but actually dressing like them is a NO NEVER except for a 281-er convention in the Woodlands or a Halloween party. Here are some interesting tid bits from [http://youmightbethatguy.wordpress.com/tag/guido/] and a little help from me.

You might be a guido if...
1. You drink Ed Hardy Beer / Wear Ed Hardy (or my addition is wear any clothing that looks like you have a tattoo that you're too scared to actually get)
2. You're in a bromance.
3. If you use the gel in your hair to grease down your body.
4. If you are tanner than a black person, but you have an Italian ma.
5. If you arms are so toned from constant raising of the fist and pumping it in the air up and down.
6. Last of all, you might be a guido If you have "a situation"

Yes Always to the show. No Never to the clothes (and the snooki bump it, too)

omFg. like BIGGEST NO NEVER.

BRIAN DOUCHEBAG H****N. To start out we had a great relationship in the beginning. We truly cared about each other. However, I should really "no never" myself just to be fair. and OH MY GOD, this came to me like DUHHHHHHHHH. Man, it is so easy to see things from an outer perspective than actually being in the mix. Dating Brian H****n was the biggest NO NEVER. If you've ever dated a mid-life 30 year old going on 17 you feel my pain. And on top of that he was a bartender. Real great career. I am not hating on bartenders what so ever! Actually, one might say bartenders are some of my best friends. Well at least the product they serve, is YUM YUM YUM. This product is my best friend, and it has led to some unbelievable nights. However, I am talking about the bartenders who think they are the coolest, conquer the world, i swear I'm going to go to college at some point, clique. These kinds of douchebags travel in packs. So ladies and easily persuaded guys watch out. They'll make you fall in love with their care-free lifestyle and then act like they're too cool to hang out with you....yes YOU! You with the college education and ambition to have a real career! pssshhhhaaaaa. Granted, we started dating after stacy passed away and he filled that void for like a month, but WTF was I thinking letting it go on for seven months?! He practically lived with me after month one and after quitting his CNC job. That should of been my first hint!

Things that should have told me our relationship was headed to doomstown:
-we met at Logans (the bar) two and a half years ago when he randomly shoved his tongue down my throat without an introduction
-quitting his job the second month we were dating, and he had so much money before, or at least enough to buy me drinks and get me sloshed, hmmmm insert rape hotline here (just kidding......pls dont email me if your an activist)
-getting an eviction notice on his apartment more than once, ooo and having his internet cut off
-I stayed in Austin after graduation and he freaked out bout the commitment
-After I moved into a new apt. he started disappearing for days at a time
-St. Patty's day is his favorite holiday of the year
-He TOLD me his girlfriends don't last past march...and when did we break up? end of march...
-AANNNNDDDD ladies and gents. He's a GINGER. 'nuff said.

I will say he was a good person at some points and I dont regret everything we did together, but it just turned ugly. So in conclusion, dating a 30 year old ginger bartender is a BIG NO NEVER.

Spoiler Alert: Sappy. The first and last.

Spring semester of 2009 my friends and I attended Maggie Mae's downtown. In this group was a close friend of ours Stacy Barnett. For some reason that night the crazy, toe-up, unfortunate looking people were out and about. You know how people are supposed to look more attractive the drunker you are? Well this night was quite the opposite. So in Stacy's lil high pitched tone of judgment and sarcasm she suggested we make a website posting pictures of "no never"s. Yes there are other websites out there that do the same, but this is all in good fun with a mix of posts about me and my friends life, food, fashion, design, and making fun of people. Stacy and I never got around to making this website. It is a week after the year anniversary of her death and I decided the grieving time is over and the celebration of her life begins. Hope yall like it and I can make you laugh a lil bit. miss ya stace and I hope I make you proud! Now for the fun stuff!