omFg. like BIGGEST NO NEVER.

BRIAN DOUCHEBAG H****N. To start out we had a great relationship in the beginning. We truly cared about each other. However, I should really "no never" myself just to be fair. and OH MY GOD, this came to me like DUHHHHHHHHH. Man, it is so easy to see things from an outer perspective than actually being in the mix. Dating Brian H****n was the biggest NO NEVER. If you've ever dated a mid-life 30 year old going on 17 you feel my pain. And on top of that he was a bartender. Real great career. I am not hating on bartenders what so ever! Actually, one might say bartenders are some of my best friends. Well at least the product they serve, is YUM YUM YUM. This product is my best friend, and it has led to some unbelievable nights. However, I am talking about the bartenders who think they are the coolest, conquer the world, i swear I'm going to go to college at some point, clique. These kinds of douchebags travel in packs. So ladies and easily persuaded guys watch out. They'll make you fall in love with their care-free lifestyle and then act like they're too cool to hang out with you....yes YOU! You with the college education and ambition to have a real career! pssshhhhaaaaa. Granted, we started dating after stacy passed away and he filled that void for like a month, but WTF was I thinking letting it go on for seven months?! He practically lived with me after month one and after quitting his CNC job. That should of been my first hint!

Things that should have told me our relationship was headed to doomstown:
-we met at Logans (the bar) two and a half years ago when he randomly shoved his tongue down my throat without an introduction
-quitting his job the second month we were dating, and he had so much money before, or at least enough to buy me drinks and get me sloshed, hmmmm insert rape hotline here (just kidding......pls dont email me if your an activist)
-getting an eviction notice on his apartment more than once, ooo and having his internet cut off
-I stayed in Austin after graduation and he freaked out bout the commitment
-After I moved into a new apt. he started disappearing for days at a time
-St. Patty's day is his favorite holiday of the year
-He TOLD me his girlfriends don't last past march...and when did we break up? end of march...
-AANNNNDDDD ladies and gents. He's a GINGER. 'nuff said.

I will say he was a good person at some points and I dont regret everything we did together, but it just turned ugly. So in conclusion, dating a 30 year old ginger bartender is a BIG NO NEVER.